(scrooge keeper)

::Amy watched as Elfie showered herself...but there was something wrong! She was asking if we were her mummy!

Having watched that particular episode of Doctor Who not too long ago, Amy took out her brand spanking new sonic screwdriver and spoke into it (it also acted as a mobile phone).

Thinking quickly, she called up The Doctor. This was a one-man only job!::

(commentator)

::Elly picked up the microphone after roplling on the floor laughing out loud.

"Well, Eflie has finally emerged from that monsters stomahc...oh dear I think I've insulted it...*cough* urm, well, Elfie is looking rather...let's not go there, but she does look confused. well so would anyone if they'd been eaten by a kangaroo. Oh dear. Whats that she saying..."Are you my mummy?" That can;t be good."

(commentator)

"Urm...no dear. I'm not your mummy, urm..."

::Elly was nervous. Elfie reached out to touch her. If she touched you, you became like her.

"That's your mummy!" Elly said. an Idea sprouting, "That big kangaroo!"

(scrooge keeper)

::All of a sudden, there was a woosh-woosh-weeee sound, and a large blue telephone box materialised in the middle of the pitch.

A tall, thin man strode out of the telephone box, following by a young blonde woman.

It was The Doctor and Rose!

The Doctor took out his sonic screwdriver and strode over to the gas masked elfie.

What would happen next?::

(HE Scrooges Chaser)

Marie's mouth fell open and her eyes went as wide as quarters as she saw the Doctor walking on the pitch.

"Oh..my...God," she said before fainting, which was not that good of an idea when one's on a broom.

(commentator)

::Elly jumped u[p and down as she saw the blue box appear

"It's the doctor! It's the doctor! OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" elly ahd to restrain herself from rubnning up to him and...well, "I have a sonic scredriver to!" She took it out and showed him, Elly composed herself and walked back to the mic,

"Sorry about that peopel. it's getting rather confusing here"

(commentator)

::Elly shouted

"OWN GOAL! By the woman in the tree!"

(scrooges keeper)

::Elfie was in a tree. She thought the kangaroo was her mummy. The Doctor and Rose were here. Lily was still covered in kangaroo excrement. Marie had fainted

This was all too much!

But still, she hovered by the goalposts, watching as The Doctor strolled towards Elfie in the tree, followed by Rose. He stopped every few moments to check something with his sonic screwdriver, and then he put on his sexy specs.

"Ah, I see we have an Elfus in the Arbrus," he said, before examining the tree with his sonic screwdriver. "But it seems we have a slight botched transfiguration here. We need Captain Jack Harkness!"

(comentator)

::Elly was confused at all the happenings. And suddenly she saw a tall man with a long trench coat.

"Captain jack?!" oh no...suddenly a large black ship appeared, at first Elly thought durmstrang. But not, it was the pearl!

"Not that Captain Jack! Wrong one! Wrong one!"

(scrooge keeper)

::Amy gasped as she saw a large ship flying in the sky. It was the black pearl so it was!

And then...Captain Jack Sparrow swaggered down the gangplank, followed by Will Turner.

"Aye, avast!" Will said, pulling his wand from its sheath.

What will this Quidditch match turn up next??? Amy thought, as she swayed on her broom.::