I went for a while
But now here I am
Climbing the style
Starting again
Singing in the rain

So off I go
Into the burrow
Badges high and low
Badges too and fro
To the maker I bow

What an array
So many changes
Wow is all I can say
And who pays your wages
So many new pages

For my first
I must admit
Im not good at verse
So let me sit
And think a bit

Ill try my best
The badges Ill do
And then onto the rest
Whilst stopping for the loo
A cheer for the heads too

I've searched for very many years
to find a place such as this
walked worlds away, arriving today
looking for such a particular list
of talents showcased by both many and few
the ancient, contemporary, the old and the new

so many badges, to earn and to win
like those for endowment in music and art
the numerous possibilities; the new and what's been
are a myriad number for those who are smart
possibilities galore, one can never be done
until they explore the options of every single one

in any case, there's no schedule to keep
for all this forum is at one's leisure
there's no possible way you can get in deep
if this is all for naught but pleasure
ah but alas, we all must take our time
as not to pick out a badge as sour as lime

for the challenge is the occasion to which we must rise
each and every badge to be completed
tis impossible to bid this fair place goodbye
until all possible trials have been defeated
mister and or missus, hear my respectful plea
and allow me to access this to test for free

the badge, badge, badge burrow
there tisn't a chance anyone could have known
how much fun simple assessments could be
well, of course that's just to me
so give me a chance, to enjoy this and dance
like a maniac in the streets

Membership, memebership
rhymes with spaceship
Or maybe not at all
maybe it's just another great fall
For me to make
let's just not fake

Another excuse to use my wit
without being such an obnxious git
Maybe I could earn some points
without breaking anyone's joints
That would be bad
don't you agree, lad?

Badge Burrow would complete me
me and my ADHD
I even forgot to do this
if Rainman hadn't said "Oi, miss!"
What and epic failure indeed
so please just shut up and proceed

Last but not least
I would be a real Badge Beast
Snatching 'em all
and then have a great ball
You'd be invited too
if you know how to scream 'WOOO!'

I met today with a strange wizard
Who promised me a great reward
He said to me follow my child
His smile wicked and his eyes wild
Crooked finger beckoning slowly

Blindly I go, heart free of doubt
The enchantment lures me about
Until I stand still by a great door
Leading to a place I must adore
For I can leave it no more

Snake, eagle, lion and badger
Around the great hippo they gather
As I sit at a table of yellow and black
From this moment there is no going back
Hogwarts Experience, isn't it lovely?

Challenges I must do, homework I must write
Awards to win everywhere, left and right
And now these badges for the great honnor
This everlasting turmoil I must suffer
For meeting one day with a strange wizard

Today I sat at a small table all alone,
A wizard came up to me.
The question asked left my mind blown.
And so as he sat down to have some tea,
I let all my thoughts be shown.

He had asked if I was a member.
I replied "With my luck,
I won't be one 'til December"
Out the back door we snuck.

He told me about a badge,
that was simple to get.
First started by a woman named Madge,
the memebership seemed to be no threat.
To this old wizard, I know owed a debt.

I thanked him a ton,
for all that he'd done.
That badge was sure to be mine.
It was only a matter of time.

*Sorry, cheesy I know. I'm just not very good at this (:*

(Sorry I didn't see it.)

Today it will begin,
Without fuss or sin,
I will earn my first,
For the badges I thirst,
One I hope to win,

I search and I find,
Good words that bind,
I write without sorrow,
In the HE Badge Burrow,
Ideas flow form my mind,

It is almost time to eat,
I stay in my seat,
Hope to finish before night,
The winter sun burns bright,
This site is really neat,

Three down, one to go,
Badges will soon flow,
I am almost done,
I can still see the sun,
I finish with a bow,

The badge burrow
once a place of sorrow
until the fans came
and whipped it into shape with a cain
now we all enjoy!

The wonder of the place
which doesn't look like a case
it is like a palace
with no mallice
it is the friendliest place!

So when I joined I was so estatic!
That i bought an elastic
but it broke
that is no joke!
I swear!

The burrow is the best
and it has lots of tests
to test your power
and you are never sour!
in the badge burrow.

So I found an interesting thread today
It was so warm and inviting
Called the Badge Burrow it keeps me at bay
And this is why I am writing

Now that I have found this place
I wish to collect all the prizes
It is only time I now must race
And I'll bet they come in different sizes!

It's just a jump to the right
And a skip to the side
Hold on and get ready to fight
Open your eyes nice and wide

So I'll give you a pose
And begin my first task
Here, take this rose
In my sucsess you'll soon bask

Only a few more lines to go
I'm still feeling mellow
Look there I can see the snow
Oh no it's turning yellow!